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PostSubject: Monday Funny No2   Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:08 pm

The Customer is always right ?

Appointment With Stupidity
Car Dealership | Sandy, UT, USA


Me: “Service Center, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I need to make an appointment to get my oil changed.”

Me: “Oh alright. Well, just so you know, you can come in whenever you are available during the week.”

Customer: “So, Monday through Friday?”

Me: “Yep!”

Customer: “So, wait…we don’t need an appointment?”

Me: “Nope, just come right in!”

Customer: “So, what your saying is we don’t need an appointment?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Customer: “I dunno about that.”

Me: “About what?”

Customer: “Not having an appointment.”

Me: “Well, do you want me to put you down for an appointment?”

Customer: “You just said I didn’t need one!”

Me: “Well, so you’re not so confused, I can put you in whatever slot you want.”

Customer: “No, I’ll just go somewhere else!”

Not Thinking Outside The Box
Tech Support | Atlanta, GA, USA


Caller: “I have a wireless printer, and it won’t install. It says print out of the box. What do I need to do?”

Me: “Have you installed the printer onto you network?”

Caller: “Well, it says print right out of the box so I thought that meant leave it in the box.”

Light Food For Light Thinkers
Restaurant | Lancaster, OH, USA


(My table has just ordered our unlimited soup and salad.)

Me: “Ok, I’ll go ahead a put this in for you and be right back with your salad and bread.”

Customer: “So where is y’alls salad bar?”

Me: “Pardon me?”

Customer: *speaking slowly* “The sal-ad ba-ar. Where is it?”

Me: “Um, we don’t have a salad bar sir, I bring it to your table.”

Customer: “You bring the salad bar to the table?.”

Me: “No sir, I bring out a bowl of salad for everyone at the table to share.”

Customer: “So, it’s not endless?”

Me: “Yes, it still is endless, I bring out as much salad as you want.”

Customer: “How you gonna know how much I want?”

Me: “I bring out as many bowls as you tell be to bring.”

Customer: “Well how am I supposed to know how many to tell you when I don’t even know how much is in one?”

Me: “After I bring out the first bowl, you can tell me if you’d like some more.”

Customer: “But I want all my salad now!”

Me: “We don’t bring out all the salad at once so you get the freshest product possible.”

Customer: “But I want it now.”

Me: “Well as soon as I go back to the kitchen, I can bring it out for you.”

Customer: “But I want it now!”

Me: “So I’ll go and get it for you.”

(As I finally walk away, I hear him say to this to his wife, “So, where’s my salad?”)


All Quiet On The Modern Front
Tech Support | Dallas, TX, USA


Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, how may I help you?”

Caller: “My talk commands aren’t working on my computer.”

Me: “Your speech commands? Well, tell me what’s the problem.”

Caller: “I keep telling my computer to turn on, but it won’t.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but the speech commands only work if the computer is already on.”

Caller: “Then what’s the point of them?”

Me: “They make things easier once the computer is on.”

Caller: “How do I get my computer on if it won’t listen?!”

Me: “Just turn it on like normal.”

Caller: “I don’t want to! That’s why I enabled the godd**n speech commands!” *click*
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny No2   Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:16 pm

:hahaha: That is funny!! orange51
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