Now this is funny

Donnie D

That's like the ole who's on first!

Give this a read.




STUD
ROOSTER


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for
his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster
and says,

'OK
old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies,
'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.

Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,

'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins

gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs.

'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster

takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.


He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster

and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile,

is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs
his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to
bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

'DARN IT---
third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story? ...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little
treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!

That story is funny